Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Biggest Stadium In Division, "One Double A"!

I am having a, "Schadenfreude" moment. The word means you are feeling good about someone else's misery. And I'm enjoying the misery of all, BYU fans tonight. They have shot themselves in the head, because Utah got a BCS Conference invite, and they didn't. And so, they went independent, and tossed all their other sports programs into something called, The West Coast Conference that has a lot of, "faith based, Universities".

They have, Crew, but not, Softball. So can the girls that are playing, Softball at, BYU learn to row on Utah Lake? Or are they just shit out of luck?

This is SO good for, Utah fans! TSDS has just made itself TOTALLY irrelevant to college sports in Utah! They do NOT exist. Even in football.

Who are they going to recruit? Only the guy I went to high school with that was wearing a, "Keep On Trackting" (Instead of, "trucking", it was the 70's) Tshirt and can't imagine going anywhere else, because he's a Mormon before anything else, is going to go to that school to play football. They will NEVER recruit anyone who seriously thinks they can play in the NFL.

Good grief, these, Mormons think that outside of Utah and some parts of Southern Idaho, anyone takes them seriously? Really?

They claim that their network, "BYUTV" has access in 60 million homes. Well, I went and found it on MY satellite TV. It's channel 64 on, Direct TV. But like in the other 59 million homes who have never, ever looked for it, I didn't even know I had it! And I sure as hell won't WATCH it! I heard it described as, "The place your mother watches, Little House On The Prairie" reruns. No one is going to PAY for this!

I know, I've heard the, "Notre Dame is independent" argument. Mormons? Are you listening? You are NOT, Catholics! You don't have millions and millions of members all over the world, and in THIS country where they actually WATCH college football!

You have millions of members, but most of them don't have TV's and live in Third World Countries where they are members only because you FEED THEM! You are NOT, Notre Dame. This is going to backfire on you, BIGTIME!

Boy, this is such a total mistake, I cant' even put it into words! I bet it doesn't last three years. Then, the, Cougars are going to be BEGGING to get back into the MWC, or even the WAC, if IT still exists.

Hoisted on your own ego.

Look, BYU, you're a joke of a, "University". No one wants you in their conference. You are NEVER going to the Big 12. Or anywhere else. And it's NOT because you won't play on, Sunday. It's because you suck. And you have too much ego, and not enough humility. And outside of Utah, nobody gives a SHIT about you!

But they will be buying, "Utah" Tshirts in California and Texas soon. The University OF Utah is THE University IN Utah these days.

Enjoy your roll as, "also ran" in the year end review of sports in this state.

Oh, bye the way? You might not get to see your men's basketball games on the road, since they are playing in gym's that aren't up to the standards of, Murray High. So they might not have not have the lights required for TV.

Good move! Now you have to live with it. Good luck.

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