Tuesday, November 29, 2011

PSSSSST! Repbulicans! You Need To Catch A Clue. Herman Caine Is NOT Your Guy.

I have to say, when it comes to the Republican Primary, I am in the position to be a totally neutral observer.  I don't give a shit.  Obama is going to crush who ever you throw up there.  But I'm going to give you some advice anyway.  You won't take it, and that's OK.  I know from the word go that you are not smart enough to listen to the voice of reason.

You're nominee is going to be Mitt Romney.  It HAS to be Mitt Romney.  He is the only hope you have.  He's only going to win Utah and Idaho, maybe Arizona.  He's not going to win the election.  But he's the only normal guy you have in the group.

More allegations today of Herman Cain's sexual nonsense.  WITH evidence of phone and text bills.

Those votes Cain is losing are going to Newt?  Who is still ONE confirmed affair ahead of Herman?  Really?  That isn't going to fly.

John Huntsman is the reasonable guy in the race?  No he's not.  He thinks Government can be run like a business and he took my retirement health care away.  The year I could retire.  He's an asshole who speaks Chinese.  If Obama spoke Chinese, you R's would call him a Muslim COMMUNIST!  At least at Faux News.

Look, R's, just go ahead and throw Mitt to the wolves.  You don't like him since he's a Mormon.  And you really have no other choice.  Obama wins this election, and the house comes back to the Democrats since you guys won't do anything.  It's already over.

Now what do you do?  Get Chris Christy a personal trainer.  Because America won't elect a fat guy, and take your best shot in 2016 with him.

Newt?  Really?  THAT'S the best you can do?  This guy has more flaws than a two dollar handgun, but you seem to keep coming back to him.  He's not smart.  He's not loyal to his, "family values" shit he runs on.  He's a train wreck of a candidate.  Or, "Cain Wreck" as it were...

Now, lets talk about, Rick Perry.  Like 8 years of the LAST stupid as hell, former Texas Governor were not ENOUGH to clue you into how ugly it can get.  How dumb are the voters of Texas?  Dumb enough to elect, "W" AND Rick Perry!

They talked about seceding a few years ago.  I think we should let them.

He doesn't know the date of the election he's competing in, and he doesn't know the voting age.  That kind of stupidity CAN and has, flown in Texas.  On a national level?  Not so much.

Michelle Bachmann!  Need I say more?  Vaccines make you retarded?  No, Michelle.  YOU are retarded.  She's OUT!

Ron Paul?  Please.  Put him back in his assisted living room, turn the TV to reruns of, "Murder She Wrote" and forget about him.

Science deniers, evolution deniers, dummies of all shapes and colors, is all the R's can run.  And the worst of the worst appears to be, "Becky, Becky, Stan, Stan" Herman who can't keep his hands off the hired help.  Kind of like Strom Thurmond.  Voted AGAINST civil rights, but was fucking the hired, BLACK help.

Republicans are liers and science deniers.  And they claim to be, Christian, right wing, family values guys.  Bullshit.

Yeah, they will hate on the, Mormon, Mitt.  But they have NO other choice at this point.  It's Mitt or no one.  Good to see that, as a Democrat.

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