Wrong Number

My neighbor, Ryan kept getting some really inappropriate, sexual, text's this afternoon.  One was even a picture. His phone kept going off  while we were in the, "Garage-ma-hall" smoking cigars.

I finally told him to call/text them back and tell them they had a wrong number, so he did.

The, "woman" who was texting him turned out to be a guy named, Patrick!  Oh, that's just wrong.

After Ryan told him he was NOT a gay man, and didn't want his text's any more, it finally quit.  But you have to wonder, how WRONG was that number, and where did it come from.

Crazy.