Tiger

Has every guy in the world gone to bed thinking, "I wish I'd wake up in the morning and be, Tiger Woods"? Well, not THIS morning! Boy. He's got some, "Splainin' to do" in Florida.

You make your living playing golf. You get over $100M every year just for letting Nike and other company's use your name and wearing their stuff. You married a Swedish Model, who is drop dead beautiful. You are the most recognized, and popular athlete in the WORLD, like, Muhammad Ali was in the 60's. You live in a mansion in, Florida. You went to, Stanford, so you're not a dumb ass, but you did some really dumb ass stuff. WTF, Tiger?

If you are so so unhappy that you will bed any waitress/hostess/club manager who will sleep with you (and it's not just because you're a good looking guy. See the paragraph above for the reasons they want to sleep with you) what is it, exactly, that your life is lacking? And how do the rest of us, "Mortals" possibly resist the temptations of the flesh in our own, shallow, lives? If you can't do it when you have everything, how does the guy who gets a wink from the checker at the local 7-11 keep from hitting on her!

You ask for privacy to solve your family situation. Fair enough. If you want privacy, don't be the most popular man in the world, and then cheat on you wife, crash your car at 0225 in the morning, and not explain it, and tell the Cops who show up to investigate to, "take a hike" for three days.

YOU tossed, PRIVATE out of this story. You have to step up, admit your guilt, and make it right with you family, and the world. Because the world is your fan base. And your, "apology" today on your web sight? WTF? You kidding me? You have to have at least one PR guy in your employ who told you that was bullshit. You have to do better.

John Lennon once said something to the effect of, any one who thinks they would like to be rich and famous should try being rich first. Because famous isn't that great. Well, Tiger, I guess you just proved his point.

Rich people have affairs, and screw up all the time. They have to deal with their family and the people they have wronged. Rich and FAMOUS people have to deal with the whole world.

And even when you do this, it's not over. One of these women will tell her story and sell her pictures to, Penthouse magazine for way more than you should pay her to shut up about it. Your wife has been hurt. Your kids have to take the heat when they are older.

I can't say I wouldn't do what you did in the same situation you were in, but I like to THINK I wouldn't jeopardize everything YOU have. I do understand it on a, "guy" level. We can NEVER have enough women, no matter HOW beautiful our woman at home is. But I'm a retired Cop, been married to the same woman for 25 years, and have enough money to be real comfortable. I'm not pretty any more, if I ever was. But you have a lot more to lose, and a lot more to be comfortable with. What were you thinking?

I can't wait for your side to come out, because the women you cheated with will have their side come out soon. Very soon. In, US magazine, People, the tabloids, on TV, and oh, I hate to think what could happen here, but the Internet!

I'm sure this is going to get uglier before it gets better.