Saturday, July 17, 2010

Sucks to, B. Y. "YOU"!

This mornings, "Trib" sports section was great. They asked coach, Wittingham about were the, Utes will end up in the, "PAC 12". Be it the Northern division, or the division with, UCLA/USC, where every one wants to be for recruiting. And his response was so, "Coach Witt" when he said that it didn't matter because we were, "IN", and he had THIS year to prepare for, and what ever happened NEXT year, happened. It didn't matter, we were, "IN".



And, that school down south is not, and that's why they had to hold a press conference yesterday, to try to assure their fans, that they are doing everything they can, or in their words, "Being Proactive" to get into a BCS conference. Good luck with that. No one wants you.



And as much as I believe that there should be a playoff with all the Division 1 teams involved, using the Bowl Games as playoff games, and no one who hasn't won it, can legitimately call themselves a, National Champion of college football? I'm glad that even if we aren't in the first four or five, our goal every year is, "The FUCKING Rose Bowl!" Not the, "Las Vegas Bowl" which is as good as the, "Bad Cougars" from, But Your Uneducated can achieve. Bad year for the, "Good Cougars" of Washington State? Kraft Foods, End Hunger Bowl, in San Francisco. January 8Th this next year. So WAY after Christmas.



BYU is going nowhere fast. No one wants them, and I'm sure it hurt a lot for them to have to admit that the, PAC 10 never even contacted them. But they did it to themselves. How much, in millions of DOLLARS did the, Mormons spend hating on, Gay people in California a couple of years ago? And isn't, BYU athletics the PR face of, "The Church"?



Well it is when they win, like in 1984, or when, Danny Anige is the college basketball player of the year for beating, Notre Dame on a last second shot.



But otherwise? Not so much. Black players dismissed from the team for, "honor code" violations that guys I played high school football with in the 70's got away with, because they were, "White and Delightsome" (yeah, the divinely, inspired, "scripture" changed. Look it up). And, Jim McMahon? Please! He openly talked about drinking beer, but since he was winning? No problem. Just deny it, and move on, and if anyone brought it up? They were, "Mormon Bashing"!

Here is the truth, BYU and it's idiot fans who think the world should conform to YOUR view of the world. So if you can read, read this: NO ONE WANTS YOU! You are, as, Sports Illustrated wrote many years ago, "The Most Hated Team In America"! You're pompous and crazy religious for a religion that is a fraud! Like ALL of them! It's just not YOU, religion is silly. And the fact that you won't play on Sunday is NOT the issue! It's that you're a shitty school, and not really a, University. You're like, Oral Roberts, and, Liberty, "Universities" (and, The, "University of Phoenix", and, "Glenn Beck University")

So you can hold a news conference to, "explain" how you are being, "proactive" about getting into a, BCS conference, but what you are not telling at your news conference is the truth. And the truth is no one wants you! You are going no where fast. You can tell your fans that your are approaching other conferences about joining, and how the, MWC SHOULD be a BCS Conference (and I agree with that, as it's MUCH better than the, Big East or the, ACC).

But the deal is done. And we are leaving you behind. I hope the, Utes never have to play the, Cougars again in ANY sport! Take your, Mormon Credit Union Trophy, who none of us gave a shit about anyway, and put it permanently, in YOUR, Trophy case. Yeah, you win the, "What the fuck was that called, again?" trophy. Good on ya. Have a ball with it.

Deseret First Trophy? Really? Like I gave a flying fuck at a rolling donut about that!

As for, "The rivalry"? Fuck it. You're gone. You're not in our LEAGUE any more. I can't wait to find out why I should HATE, Colorado!

Hey, BYU! Bu, Bye, Now! See ya around.

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