I'm easy to shop for. I have my own money. I don't NEED anything.
Except health insurance. I pay a TON of money for that every month since the Republicans took my retirement health insurance away the year I could retire and kept it for themselves. Promised it to me, took it away. Why would anyone who works for a living vote for a Republican? I can't figure it out.
But I'm willing to tell my family my Christmas list. Well, AND Birthday list as well. I share a birthday with Jesus and Jimmy Buffett.
Jesus may be, "The Reason For The Season", but I've actually SEEN, Jimmy Buffett. So I believe in him.
I want a set of orange and black, "SS" floor Matt's for the Camaro. That's all I want. And I'll tell you why.
My wife's family tradition of stuffing stockings kills me every year. I think it's crazy since the kids are old enough to know that Santa Clause is every much a myth as Jesus! The only thing coming down the chimney in this house is cold air when the fire dies out.
I don't like to shop, and I don't want to do it. And I don't want you to do it for ME! I don't want a stocking stuffed with candy I don't like and big, "Assed" key chains that play, "Utah Man" that I will NEVER, EVER USE!
You want to do me a favor at Christmas? Buy me something I can use. Like health insurance. Or ammunition. I LOVE ammunition!
45. ACP and .357 Magnum are my favorite. But I'm open to anything in .12 Gauge, too.
If you want to buy me a book? Don't bother. I might not like to read what you think I should. Give me a gift card to Barnes and Noble. And let me pick out my OWN book. That's a gift I could use!
Or better yet? One to, Weller's bookstore! I'd love to spend locally!
But the best gift a guy like me could get, after growing up the way I had to, because I had no choice over my own Birthday? Just send a, "Happy Birthday" on Facebook, on Christmas day. That would be cool.
I hope you ALL have GREAT holiday season, no matter which holidays you celebrate.
Just sayin...
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