Wednesday, February 10, 2010

"It's snowing in DC, so, Al Gore is an idiot! Yeah!"

Does it ever rain in a desert? And if so, does that make it no longer a desert? Smart people know the answer to this.

Do you ever have drought in the ski areas of Utah? And does that mean we don't STILL have the greatest snow on earth?

Does it ever NOT snow in, British Columbia, like, around, Vancouver, like, around, the week before they host the, Winter Olympics? And does this prove there is no climate change?

Do Republicans still use the term, "Global Warming", which was accurate, to a point, to describe climate change just because it still snows? Oh, HELL yeah they do! If it helps them to deny science, and support the oil company's who support them!

Disclaimer here: Yeah, I still have Exxon/Mobil stock. They are making money like crazy, and I'd be a fool not to since I'm retired, and need the money. I don't buy, Halliburton, on principal, but I'm not an idiot.

Religion is really the problem in this country. Because it makes people deny science. They want to believe in, "magical thinking". Your, "imaginary friend" in the sky will make everything ok, if you just do as he says. And everything he says, is right wing, woman hating, controlling, Gay hating, bullshit.

Here's a news flash for everyone who didn't go to college (or went to the WRONG one)! Science is real! Religion is NOT! It's superstition. And if you base your politics on superstition, you are NOT SMART. You're dumb!

Every Friday, when it's cold, my friends and I get together in my, "Garage-ma-hall" out back of the house. We have a wood stove, and since it's the, "only heat source in the building", we light it. We smoke cigars. Listen to music that will never win a, Grammy, and drink, Kentucky, Bourbon Whiskey. While we talk bad about, Republicans and plot their downfall. And sometimes, we even write checks to their opponents. We plot against, "The Dumb". And some of us are religious! But we don't deny science.

So to, "The Dumb"? We are coming for you. With our checkbooks, and, "thought", and, "Reason", and, "Science". Truth will kill you. Not the, "Liberal Media". Media tells the truth, if they are really journalists. They aren't, "liberal".

"Faux News" is not media. It's bullshit. You'll figure it out years from now.

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